Here is the men's guide to what a woman is really saying
I just need some space...........
...........without you in it.
Do I look fat in this dress?............
.............We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine..............
...........Cheap jerk!
I just do not want a boyfriend now..............
..........I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.
I don't know what do you want to do?...........
..........I can't believe that you have nothing planned.
I like you, but.........
..........I don't like you.
You never listen............
..........You never listen.
I'll be ready in a minute.........
.......I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself...........
.........I am just being nice there is no way I am going dutch
I'm just going out with the girls..........
.........We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your
friends.
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