Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
- Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the
precipitate!
- It takes alkynes to make a world.
- A couple months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of
hours in the library.
When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
Experiments must be reproducible they should fail the same way each
time.
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
A record of data is essential it shows that you're working.
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer
and derive the question.
If that doesn't work, start at both ends and try to find a common
riddle.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
Team work is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons.
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