Bob Dole: "The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
Samuel Goldwyn: "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
Brooke Shields: "Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Dan Quayle: "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Chairman of a prominent company: "I suppose you think that on our board half the directors do the work and the other half do nothing. As a matter of fact, gentlemen, the reverse is the case."
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo. "The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsafe."
Marlin Fitzwater, White House spokesperson under George Bush. "This strategy represents our policy for all time. Until it's changed."
Larry Speakes, White House press secretary: "Until the principals had agreed that this that which they wanted to do, plus that it was agreed on by those involved, and then it was--present it to the President for decision."
Bruce Babbitt, Secretary of the interior: "You fought the good fight. You were in it right up to the beginning."
Sir Boyle Roche: "Little children who could neither walk nor talk were running about in the streets cursing their Maker."
Yogi Berra: "Ninety percent of the game is mental. The other half is physical."
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