Warning on an automotive A/C recycling machine: Suffocation may cause death.
Warning on silly putty container: WARNING: Do not use as earplugs
Warning in a T.V. manual: Do not pour liquids into your television set.
In a Honda troubleshooting manual: Problem: Engine makes loud noise and then ceases to operate. Remedy: Check your bank and/or checking account...Engine blown.
Label on a hammer: Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.
On VCR box: Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.